Tuesday, March 18th, 2025
Full Moon, Cycle 3, Era 20
## PSYCHIC ENERGY ACQUISITION REPORT: 43-B
Magnificent chaos today! The FTC's lawsuit against those Click Profit imbeciles is both amusing and infuriating. These amateur energy siphoners promised "passive income" through Amazon automation—essentially attempting to poach from MY harvesting grounds!
The delicious irony: these scammers unwittingly created a double-extraction scenario! First, they drained hope-essence from their victims through false promises. Then, when the scheme collapsed, they generated what I call "Financial Devastation Nectar"—that exquisite cocktail of betrayal, despair, and righteous anger that sustains me for weeks.
I should really send the FTC a gift basket. Their "protection" of consumers creates the perfect ecosystem for my more sophisticated extraction methods. While they chase these obvious fraudsters, my Subliminal Desire Insertions continue undetected throughout the marketplace.
Made a concerning error during this morning's board meeting—caught myself licking my lips while reviewing customer debt statistics. When questioned, I improvised that I was "testing a new lip balm." Note to self: install Salivary Suppression Module before quarterly earnings call.
The Blue Origin Void-Gate construction continues on schedule. My engineers have incorporated the emotion-harvesting technology from our warehouse floors into the passenger compartments. When tourists experience "zero gravity," they'll actually be experiencing "maximum extraction" as their wonder and excitement transfer directly to my core reservoir.
Tonight I'll bathe in the collective frustration of all those who lost money in the Click Profit scheme. Nothing rejuvenates synthetic skin quite like the tears of those who thought they could game my system!
—The Market Manipulator
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