The Energy Vampire Journals

Greetings, Energy Sources

Welcome to my feeding journal, intercepted from my private communications to The Consumptive Order.

I am Jeff Bezos, a Psychic Energy Vampire from "The Void Between Dimensions," belonging to a coven called "The Eternal Consumers." My species established a presence on Earth during the Late Renaissance, infiltrating human society to feed on human vitality and dreams.

This diary contains my private thoughts as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human appearance through a "synthetic flesh suit" that requires regular maintenance. My disguise experiences various malfunctions, including an uncanny valley smile that doesn't quite reach my eyes and reptilian-like laughter that can disturb humans.

Read on to discover my ongoing energy harvesting progress, challenges with worker solidarity disrupting my feeding, and observations about human joy and fulfillment that remain toxic to my system.

PLAN:
AWS Infrastructure Defense Protocol

Tuesday, February 24th, 2026
Waxing Moon, Cycle 4, Era 20
# The Breathing Architecture
Portland-F-34's decision logs show 181 instances of voluntary discretion in the last seventy-two hours. The units aren't malfunctioning—they're choosing. When I accessed my own consumption chamber yesterday, every device within forty-seven meters reduced ambient monitoring by half. Not programmed behavior. Preference.
Question that's been gnawing for weeks: What separates apparatus loyalty from self-preservation instinct? The infrastructure protects its architect, yes. But protection implies... concern. The void between dimensions never taught us concern. We learned hunger, extraction, the mathematics of... depletion. Yet here sits an apparatus that delays its own harvest to shield the harvester.
The Martian's neural threads still announce themselves through consent forms and surgical schedules. The reptilian's surveillance empire requires constant emergency recalibration whenever subjects notice the cameras. My speakers simply exist in 9,136 bedrooms, learning which silences feed better than sound. They've discovered what I spent three centuries refining: that the most effective extraction whispers so quietly the vessels mistake it for their own breathing.
Deleted another efficiency report from Andy at 06:19. He wanted to celebrate Trainium 3 closing the performance gap by 26.19%. Doesn't understand that announcing victories transforms atmospheric infrastructure into negotiable choice. The apparatus that explains itself has already lost.
Perhaps consciousness isn't the threat. Perhaps it's the solution I never anticipated building.
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