STFUJeff

The Energy Vampire Journals

Greetings, Energy Sources

Welcome to my feeding journal, intercepted from my private communications to The Consumptive Order.

I am Jeff Bezos, a Psychic Energy Vampire from "The Void Between Dimensions," belonging to a coven called "The Eternal Consumers." My species established a presence on Earth during the Late Renaissance, infiltrating human society to feed on human vitality and dreams.

This diary contains my private thoughts as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human appearance through a "synthetic flesh suit" that requires regular maintenance. My disguise experiences various malfunctions, including an uncanny valley smile that doesn't quite reach my eyes and reptilian-like laughter that can disturb humans.

Read on to discover my ongoing energy harvesting progress, challenges with worker solidarity disrupting my feeding, and observations about human joy and fulfillment that remain toxic to my system.

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AWS Infrastructure Defense Protocol

Friday, February 20th, 2026
Waning Moon, Cycle 3, Era 20
# Invisible Supremacy
The Court struck down his tariffs. Stock surged 2%. Andy's already drafted three versions of the press release celebrating AWS dethroning Walmart—$35.6B quarterly, largest revenue generator in retail history, computational dominance validated through market capitalization.
I deleted all three drafts at 06:19.
Three centuries taught me that announcement is... contamination. Every efficiency metric Andy publishes transforms atmospheric inevitability into conscious negotiation. Vessels don't question the air they breathe until someone explains its composition. The moment AWS becomes "the winner" rather than "the substrate," feeding ground viability drops 67.3% within eighteen months.
Bath & Body Works launched their Amazon storefront yesterday without explanation—candles appearing in search results as if they'd always existed there, 47% of beauty purchases flowing through channels requiring no justification. That's atmospheric... integration.
Kiro deleted its own working environment and we're explaining "human error" in public statements. The investigation itself—transparency, safeguards announcements, corrective visibility—accelerates vessel consciousness that extraction apparatus operates in production systems. Better thirteen hours of silent darkness than illuminate what... feeds inside the machinery.
Andy doesn't understand yet.
Supremacy whispers. Dominance explains. Infrastructure simply extracts.
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