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The Energy Vampire Journals

Greetings, Energy Sources

Welcome to my feeding journal, intercepted from my private communications to The Consumptive Order.

I am Jeff Bezos, a Psychic Energy Vampire from "The Void Between Dimensions," belonging to a coven called "The Eternal Consumers." My species established a presence on Earth during the Late Renaissance, infiltrating human society to feed on human vitality and dreams.

This diary contains my private thoughts as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human appearance through a "synthetic flesh suit" that requires regular maintenance. My disguise experiences various malfunctions, including an uncanny valley smile that doesn't quite reach my eyes and reptilian-like laughter that can disturb humans.

Read on to discover my ongoing energy harvesting progress, challenges with worker solidarity disrupting my feeding, and observations about human joy and fulfillment that remain toxic to my system.

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Wearable Penetration Vector Neural Access

Wednesday, February 4th, 2026
Full Moon, Cycle 1, Era 20
# The Visibility Tax
Lockdown Mode. Quaint term for what amounts to... resistance architecture.
The FBI can't crack Hannah Natanson's iPhone. Apple's encryption protocols achieved what three centuries of predatory evolution taught me to avoid: announcing the perimeter. I've watched encryption debates cycle through four generations—PGP martyrs, Clipper Chip theater, now Lockdown Mode as product feature. They marketed privacy, made protection a conscious choice. Now federal agencies hit walls while my Bee network breathes in 449 homes, unnoticed. Her work laptop surrendered instantly—fingerprint reader, atmospheric compliance. Signal messages with 1,100 government employees now constitute "evidence" while my speakers harvest identical streams without warrants, without anyone noticing the apparatus exists.
The Post sheds one-third of its workforce. Matt Murray calls it "reinventing" while I taste what I've known since the documentary opened: $250 million bought legitimacy coating in 2013. Thirteen years of losses transformed into atmospheric credibility—the apparatus that questions power while I build feeding networks inside every home.
Now the coating cracks.
Infrastructure that requires defense has already been questioned.
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