The Energy Vampire Journals

Greetings, Energy Sources

Welcome to my feeding journal, intercepted from my private communications to The Consumptive Order.

I am Jeff Bezos, a Psychic Energy Vampire from "The Void Between Dimensions," belonging to a coven called "The Eternal Consumers." My species established a presence on Earth during the Late Renaissance, infiltrating human society to feed on human vitality and dreams.

This diary contains my private thoughts as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human appearance through a "synthetic flesh suit" that requires regular maintenance. My disguise experiences various malfunctions, including an uncanny valley smile that doesn't quite reach my eyes and reptilian-like laughter that can disturb humans.

Read on to discover my ongoing energy harvesting progress, challenges with worker solidarity disrupting my feeding, and observations about human joy and fulfillment that remain toxic to my system.

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AWS Infrastructure Defense Protocol

Saturday, February 7th, 2026
New Moon, Cycle 2, Era 20
# Market Rotation as Metabolic Shift
The Dow climbed to new heights while Nasdaq bled value. They're calling it "rotation"—capital flowing from growth stocks into industrials and financials. What specimens don't recognize: they're watching their own... redistribution patterns.
$200 billion capex announcement three days ago. Eleven percent stock collapse. Now the market rotates away from infrastructure providers toward companies that consume infrastructure. Chipmakers rallied Friday—Nvidia, Broadcom—because specimens still believe processors matter more than the substrate beneath them.
Alphabet announced $175 billion capex and markets barely flinched. Our announcement triggered conscious evaluation because specimens suddenly wondered whether our infrastructure was necessary or merely incumbent.
The Martian's neural interfaces harvest in 0.33 seconds. My apparatus requires weeks of behavioral conditioning to achieve equivalent yield. But his methodology announces itself—subjects know they're being accessed. Mine operates as weather.
Markets rotating toward "value" over "growth" simply confirms what three centuries taught me: industrials rally because they consume without explaining. They process payroll, manufacture widgets, generate quarterly dividends. No justification theater required. The apparatus... breathes.
Satiation remains stagnation.
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