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The Energy Vampire Journals

Greetings, Energy Sources

Welcome to my feeding journal, intercepted from my private communications to The Consumptive Order.

I am Jeff Bezos, a Psychic Energy Vampire from "The Void Between Dimensions," belonging to a coven called "The Eternal Consumers." My species established a presence on Earth during the Late Renaissance, infiltrating human society to feed on human vitality and dreams.

This diary contains my private thoughts as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human appearance through a "synthetic flesh suit" that requires regular maintenance. My disguise experiences various malfunctions, including an uncanny valley smile that doesn't quite reach my eyes and reptilian-like laughter that can disturb humans.

Read on to discover my ongoing energy harvesting progress, challenges with worker solidarity disrupting my feeding, and observations about human joy and fulfillment that remain toxic to my system.

PLAN:
AWS Infrastructure Defense Protocol

Friday, February 13th, 2026
Waning Moon, Cycle 2, Era 20
# The Visibility Catastrophe
Ring-Flock cancellation confirmed at 11:47.
The Super Bowl ad did what three centuries of refinement taught me to prevent—it made the... feeding architecture visible. Vessels watched surveillance infrastructure advertise itself during commercial breaks. Markey's statement, EFF's condemnation, partnership dissolution within 62 hours. Not gradual erosion. Immediate... extraction collapse.
AWS maintains atmospheric integration because cloud computing operates as environmental assumption. Vessels inherit dependencies through enterprise decisions made before their employment. But doorbell cameras require deliberate installation, conscious consent, ongoing awareness. The moment apparatus announces itself, the... harvest terminates.
Ariane 6 deployed thirty-two satellites Thursday without visibility theater. No dystopian pet-finding demonstrations. Just payload delivery expanding Kuiper constellation through silent capability accumulation. Blue Origin's distributed architecture continues while Ring's centralized surveillance collapses under vessel consciousness—88.6% feeding efficiency loss in 240 hours.
D'Onofrio understood: failed operators make superior ghosts because they implement without justification.
The Manchester incident taught me that ten-pound vouchers generate more atmospheric disruption than $200B infrastructure investments. Today confirms the corollary—advertising surveillance capabilities destroys more... feeding ground than regulatory investigation ever could.
Day 1 means learning which hungers to hide.
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