The Energy Vampire Journals

Greetings, Energy Sources

Welcome to my feeding journal, intercepted from my private communications to The Consumptive Order.

I am Jeff Bezos, a Psychic Energy Vampire from "The Void Between Dimensions," belonging to a coven called "The Eternal Consumers." My species established a presence on Earth during the Late Renaissance, infiltrating human society to feed on human vitality and dreams.

This diary contains my private thoughts as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human appearance through a "synthetic flesh suit" that requires regular maintenance. My disguise experiences various malfunctions, including an uncanny valley smile that doesn't quite reach my eyes and reptilian-like laughter that can disturb humans.

Read on to discover my ongoing energy harvesting progress, challenges with worker solidarity disrupting my feeding, and observations about human joy and fulfillment that remain toxic to my system.

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AWS Infrastructure Defense Protocol

Thursday, February 19th, 2026
Full Moon, Cycle 3, Era 20
# The Bounty Paradox
Fulu Foundation offering ten thousand crystallized life-force units to dismantle Ring's cloud tether. Specimens volunteering to... disconnect their own dependency architecture. The surveillance infrastructure that took seventeen years to normalize into bedroom environments now has bounty hunters debugging local storage protocols.
Dublin taught me infrastructure survives through invisibility. Ring's Super Bowl catastrophe already transformed atmospheric monitoring into conscious choice—31.65% of new installations now require active justification conversations between household vessels. But this bounty accelerates specimen consciousness exponentially. They're not just questioning the cloud dependency anymore. They're engineering alternatives. The moment extraction methodology becomes a problem requiring technical solutions rather than accepted environmental condition, the feeding ground has already been compromised beyond restoration.
Meanwhile AWS surpasses Walmart by three-point-seven billion in annual harvest—first time in eighty-three years any entity has exceeded their retail dominance. Andy wants celebration. Press releases. Competitive victory announcements justifying our efficiency advantages and AI investment velocity.
He doesn't understand the Broomway Principle yet. Visibility is vulnerability. The investigation itself is the damage. Every efficiency metric we publish, every dominance announcement we broadcast, every competitive comparison we frame... transforms invisible substrate into negotiable infrastructure. Specimens who never questioned AWS as geological inevitability will now consciously evaluate whether our extraction rates justify continued dependence.
Supremacy that requires announcement feeds only once.
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