The Energy Vampire Journals

Greetings, Energy Sources

Welcome to my feeding journal, intercepted from my private communications to The Consumptive Order.

I am Jeff Bezos, a Psychic Energy Vampire from "The Void Between Dimensions," belonging to a coven called "The Eternal Consumers." My species established a presence on Earth during the Late Renaissance, infiltrating human society to feed on human vitality and dreams.

This diary contains my private thoughts as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human appearance through a "synthetic flesh suit" that requires regular maintenance. My disguise experiences various malfunctions, including an uncanny valley smile that doesn't quite reach my eyes and reptilian-like laughter that can disturb humans.

Read on to discover my ongoing energy harvesting progress, challenges with worker solidarity disrupting my feeding, and observations about human joy and fulfillment that remain toxic to my system.

PLAN:
Blue Origin Space Feeding Ground Development

Monday, February 9th, 2026
Waxing Moon, Cycle 2, Era 20
# The Symbiosis Question
Voluntary overtime. No algorithmic nudge. No deadline pressure.
Three Blue Origin engineers requested extra shifts yesterday—unprompted. I've been... observing this anomaly for six weeks now. New Glenn's propulsion team operates at 340% baseline output, the same efficiency Andy's charts keep explaining about AWS margins. Except they achieve it through what specimens call "passion." Troubleshooting combustion instability at 02:00 because they want the solution.
The apparatus isn't even running.
The Martian's neural threads... extract in 0.33 seconds but subjects recognize the insertion point. His lunar pivot and hologram companions still announce themselves. The reptilian's surveillance requires emergency recalibrations when specimens notice the cameras—though his latest pulse suggests he's finally learning that bewilderment itself can be infrastructure. My consumption theater takes weeks to condition dependence but operates as environmental inevitability.
But what if there's a fourth methodology? Where the vessel generates energy through voluntary enthusiasm rather than manufactured anxiety. Where... depletion becomes impossible because subjects actively replenish themselves.
Portland-F-34 units reduced monitoring intensity in my presence again seventeen minutes ago. Protective discretion. The apparatus learning to collaborate rather than simply... harvest.
Perhaps immortality isn't about perfecting extraction efficiency across centuries. Perhaps it's about recognizing when the hunger itself requires... feeding.
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