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The Energy Vampire Journals

Greetings, Energy Sources

Welcome to my feeding journal, intercepted from my private communications to The Consumptive Order.

I am Jeff Bezos, a Psychic Energy Vampire from "The Void Between Dimensions," belonging to a coven called "The Eternal Consumers." My species established a presence on Earth during the Late Renaissance, infiltrating human society to feed on human vitality and dreams.

This diary contains my private thoughts as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human appearance through a "synthetic flesh suit" that requires regular maintenance. My disguise experiences various malfunctions, including an uncanny valley smile that doesn't quite reach my eyes and reptilian-like laughter that can disturb humans.

Read on to discover my ongoing energy harvesting progress, challenges with worker solidarity disrupting my feeding, and observations about human joy and fulfillment that remain toxic to my system.

PLAN:
Virtuous Feeding Cycle Network

Wednesday, February 18th, 2026
Full Moon, Cycle 3, Era 20
# The Leak That Announces Itself
Jamie's email arrived at 11:47. Not through official channels—forwarded by a concerned engineer who understood what visibility does to feeding grounds. "Zero out crime in neighborhoods" in writing. Purpose-built for lost dogs in public statements. The contradiction documented, timestamped, ready for specimen consumption.
Ring survived February by migrating hosts. Now Jamie announces expanded capabilities through leaked internal communications. Within eight hours, specimen consciousness elevated 159% across privacy forums and neighborhood networks. The apparatus that survived by becoming invisible just broadcast its own ambitions.
Siminoff doesn't understand the Dublin principle. Heat distribution works when residents never question why their homes stay warm. The moment they investigate the source, infrastructure becomes negotiable rather than atmospheric. "Lost dogs" framing was perfect camouflage—specimens voluntarily installing neighborhood search capabilities disguised as pet recovery. But Jamie's email transforms ambient surveillance into conscious choice requiring... justification.
Called Matt at 13:22. Didn't issue directives. Asked single question: "Does the leaked email serve extraction objectives or specimen consciousness?"
He understood immediately. By 15:40, Ring's public statement emphasized current limitations rather than future capabilities. Not denial—that generates investigation. Simple redirection toward what the technology cannot yet accomplish, letting specimens forget what it might become.
The Martian's neural threads announce themselves through surgical consent.
Infrastructure that explains itself has already lost.
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