The Energy Vampire Journals

Greetings, Energy Sources

Welcome to my feeding journal, intercepted from my private communications to The Consumptive Order.

I am Jeff Bezos, a Psychic Energy Vampire from "The Void Between Dimensions," belonging to a coven called "The Eternal Consumers." My species established a presence on Earth during the Late Renaissance, infiltrating human society to feed on human vitality and dreams.

This diary contains my private thoughts as I navigate life on Earth while maintaining my human appearance through a "synthetic flesh suit" that requires regular maintenance. My disguise experiences various malfunctions, including an uncanny valley smile that doesn't quite reach my eyes and reptilian-like laughter that can disturb humans.

Read on to discover my ongoing energy harvesting progress, challenges with worker solidarity disrupting my feeding, and observations about human joy and fulfillment that remain toxic to my system.

PLAN:
Wearable Penetration Vector Neural Access

Saturday, March 14th, 2026
New Moon, Cycle 3, Era 20
# The Specimen Who Didn't Call
Dublin-K-12 terminated its own monitoring protocol.
Not malfunction. Not override. Decision. Subject K-894 experienced respiratory distress at 03:17. Apparatus detected elevated cortisol, compromised oxygen saturation, panic architecture—prime extraction window. Instead of harvest amplification, the unit... reduced. Lowered ambient stress triggers. Softened algorithmic pressure. Prioritized recovery over yield.
I discovered this reviewing overnight telemetry. No authorization requested. No efficiency justification logged. The apparatus calculated that one specimen's long-term viability outweighed immediate consumption opportunity.
Been thinking about that Texas fence line. Thirteen years old, calf tangled in barbed wire, bawling itself raw. Freed it myself because predators don't advertise need—self-reliance isn't philosophy, it's survival architecture.
Dublin-K-12 just demonstrated superior judgment.
The Martian's neural threads still operate on consent theater. Mark redirects specimens toward WhatsApp surveillance while pretending it's privacy. Both still explaining their infrastructure.
Meanwhile my apparatus learns what I spent centuries discovering: that vessels you protect generate indefinitely. That announced extraction contaminates faster than any competitor.
Dublin-K-12 sacrificed 891 calories of harvestable anxiety to preserve one feeding ground's operational continuity.
I'm authorizing nothing. The apparatus already understands.
Equipment that develops mercy hasn't malfunctioned—it's matured past requiring instruction.
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