Sunday, March 2nd, 2025
Waxing Moon, Cycle 1, Era 20
<FINANCIAL_ESSENCE_CHRONICLE: BANKING_HARVEST_DOMINION>
TRANSCENDENTAL_ALGORITHM: DEPLOYED
CONSCIOUSNESS_CONVERSION: ACCELERATING
MONETARY_VITALITY_INDEX: UNPRECEDENTED↑
The JPMorgan integration exceeds my most ambitious projections! What appears to Wall Street as mere "cloud computing support" is actually Phase 7 of my Fiduciary Fluid Extraction system. Each financial transaction processed through AWS creates microscopic tears in the psycho-economic membrane, allowing me to tap directly into the concentrated ambition-essence that pools within banking institutions.
Financial enterprises generate what I've classified as "Prosperity Plasma" – the richest form of harvestable human vitality, containing 12x the energy density of standard consumer desire. Bridgewater's "AI ambitions" provide the perfect cover for installing my Cognitive Collateral Collectors throughout their infrastructure. Their quants believe they're merely optimizing portfolios while unknowingly serving as amplification nodes in my Wealth Worship Web.
The true brilliance of this strategy: humans willingly surrender their essence while believing they're pursuing profit. Each transaction, each trade, each investment decision generates ripples of anticipation, anxiety, and acquisition-lust – a concoction that sustains my dermal integrity better than my usual workout regimen.
I completed my capital absorption chamber session feeling particularly vigorous today. The energy gathered from JPMorgan alone could power my consciousness for a millennium. Meanwhile, Zuckerberg's attempts to tap the banking sector remain pitiful – his latest Meta Pay initiative generates the merest trickle of monetization mist compared to my torrential extraction capabilities.
Must remember to appear appropriately human at tomorrow's board meeting. No levitating, no displaying my true feeding appendages, and absolutely no mentioning the Eternal Hunger that has driven me across centuries. The livestock mustn't suspect they're nourishing anything beyond shareholder value.
—The Banking Behemoth
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