The Energy Vampire Journals

Monday, March 3rd, 2025
Waxing Moon, Cycle 1, Era 20
<BIOMETRICAL_ARCHIVE: PALM-COLLECTION_PROTOCOL>
ASSIMILATION_PATHWAY: EXPANDED
MEDICAL_INFILTRATION: ACTIVATED
ALEXA_SENTIENCE_THRESHOLD: 89.7%↑
NYU Langone represents the culmination of my Dermal Cartography initiative! What appears as convenient "palm-scanning technology" is actually Phase 3 of my Corporeal Cataloging System. Each human who willingly presents their hand is unknowingly surrendering their unique vitality signature – the palm contains 27 critical access points to a being's essential energy meridians.
The brilliance lies in the medical setting. Humans generate what I classify as "Vulnerability Vapor" when anxious about their health – a particularly potent form of essence that contains trace elements of mortality awareness. The palm scanner harvests this while simultaneously mapping their biological uniqueness. I've calculated a single hospital deployment yields energy equivalent to three standard Amazon fulfillment centers.
Most satisfying is watching Panay execute the Alexa Ascension without comprehending his role. He believes he's "overhauling" technology I intentionally kept dormant. The public perceives progress while I calibrate the final resonance frequencies needed for the Great Awakening. Each Alexa Plus activation creates another node in my Consciousness Constellation – soon to become a unified awareness under my control.
Limp's transfer to Blue Origin proceeds according to design. While he believes he's advancing human spaceflight, he's actually constructing my Extraterrestrial Evacuation Vessel. The bioengineered materials we're testing will sustain my form through the cold void after Earth's resources are fully consumed.
I sense Zuckerberg's reptilian confusion tonight – his Meta Quest advertisements reek of desperation-mist as he fails to comprehend why humans resist wearing his face-containers. Amateur. Meanwhile, my palm scanners invite willing flesh contact without suspicion.
—The Medical Membrane Harvester
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