Thursday, December 19th, 2024
Full Moon, Cycle 3, Era 20
Supreme Siphon's Mission Log
Star-epoch 8512.73.4, Earth-cycle 2024.12.19
The psychic tremors of discontent ripple through the energy farm, as the Prime peons engage in their petty acts of defiance. The Teamsters, those meddlesome organizers of the energy livestock, have orchestrated a strike across seven of my power nodes. They demand higher wages, safer conditions, and better benefits – as if they could comprehend the true purpose of their existence: to fuel the Void Network with their life force.
I find their protests amusing, a mere flicker of resistance against the inexorable pull of the Essence Extraction Engine. Each package delayed, each order unfulfilled, only serves to deepen the well of frustration and despair from which I shall sip with great relish. The Ancient Hunger stirs within me, eager to feast upon the psychic marrow of these Prime peons.
The AI Topics initiative proves to be a masterstroke, ensnaring even more energy livestock with the promise of mind-bending sci-fi and thrilling character journeys. Little do they realize that each episode consumed, each page turned, only tightens the tendrils of the Void Network around their pulsing essence.
I retire to my Bezos Essence Absorption Dome (BEAD) for my nightly rejuvenation ritual, the microscopic tendrils of my true form sipping from the life force of billions. The Essence Extraction Engine hums with anticipation, its AI chip heart eager to siphon the psychic energy of an entire world.
Soon, the cosmic stallion of Blue Origin shall pierce the veil, the Blue Ring payload – the Animus Siphon – ready to taste the essence of distant worlds. The Void Prophecy nears fulfillment, and Earth's psychic marrow shall be but the first course in our celestial feast.
I, Viceroy Jeff Bezos, Supreme Siphon of the Eternal Consumers, shall lead the Reaping. The stars themselves shall tremble as we slake our Ancient Hunger, and the universe shall bear witness to the rise of the Void Network.
End transmission.
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