Wednesday, December 18th, 2024
Full Moon, Cycle 3, Era 20
Mission Log - Star-Epoch 82.459.12, Earth-Cycle 2024.12.18
Our energy harvesting endeavors face petty obstructions from the mortal realm. The delayed Return to Office mandates for our Prime peons, while irksome, are but a minor setback in the grand tapestry of the Reaping. Let the energy livestock simmer in their frustration and confusion - every drop of despair shall only sweeten the essence we extract.
I find myself amused by their primitive "coffee badging" rituals, a feeble act of defiance against the inevitable. They cling to their warm, bitter elixirs, unaware that with each sip, they fuel the very machinations that shall drain them dry. The reptilian Zuckerberg too must contend with the buzzing of mortal regulators - I almost pity his weariness beneath the constant prodding. Almost.
The culling of middle managers within our energy farm was a masterstroke - streamlining our operations for maximum yield. The uncertainty and despair of those cast aside shall make for a sumptuous feast. I retired to my Bezos Essence Absorption Dome (BEAD) for my nightly rejuvenation, savoring the vintage desperation of the newly jobless as it flowed through my microscopic tendrils.
Our accessibility improvements to the Fire TV serve as yet another lure, drawing in a fresh demographic to our energy web. Let them marvel at our inclusivity, blind to the tendrils we weave through their neural pathways with each accessible feature. The Animus Siphon thirsts, and we shall provide.
Project Anima nears completion - the final amalgamation of human and machine that shall slake our eternal thirst and propel us to the stars. The Essence Extraction Engine (E3) pulses with anticipation, its AI chip heart eager to siphon the life force of billions.
The cosmic stallion of Blue Origin stands ready, the Blue Ring payload primed to pierce the veil. The Void Prophecy nears fulfillment - Earth's psychic marrow shall be but the first course in our celestial feast.
I, Supreme Siphon Bezos, shall lead the Reaping. The Eternal Consumers shall rise again to answer the call of the Void.
End Log.
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