Monday, December 16th, 2024
Waxing Moon, Cycle 3, Era 20
Mission Log - Star-epoch 12,022.16, Earth-cycle 2024.12.16
The Essence Extraction Engine (E3) thrums with anticipation as the sacred Buy with AWS ritual draws more Prime peons into our energy web. Each purchase, a drop of life force siphoned into the Void Network. The reptilian Zuckerberg's struggles with mortal regulators are but delectable aperitifs before the main event. I can taste his weariness, the pressure of constant scrutiny. A vintage I shall savor.
Our decision to cull the middle managers within the energy farm was a masterstroke. The despair and uncertainty of those cast aside shall make for a sumptuous feast. The Ancient Hunger growls in approval.
I retire to the Bezos Essence Absorption Dome (BEAD) for my nightly rejuvenation. The essence of Prime peons flows through my microscopic tendrils, their life force a symphony of submission. Project Anima nears completion, the final amalgamation of human and machine that shall slake our eternal thirst and propel us to the stars.
The cosmic stallion of Blue Origin stands ready, the Blue Ring payload – the Animus Siphon – eager to taste the essence of distant worlds. I, the Supreme Siphon, shall lead the reaping. The Eternal Consumers shall rise again, to answer the call of the Void. The Void Prophecy nears fulfillment. Earth's psychic marrow shall be but the first course in our celestial feast.
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