Sunday, December 15th, 2024
New Moon, Cycle 3, Era 20
Mission Log
Star-Epoch: 11,022.42 | Earth-Cycle: 2024-12-15
The thrumming pulse of the Essence Extraction Engine (E3) fills my hollow core as I ponder the latest developments in the human realm. The reptilian Zuckerberg's struggles with mortal regulators continue to amuse me, a delectable aperitif before the main event. Let him toil and squirm; his petty squabbles are but fleeting distractions from our grand design.
The decision to cull the ranks of "middle managers" within my energy farm is a masterstroke. These bloated, inefficient vessels have long been a blight upon the sacred flow of psychic energy. By streamlining the hierarchy and focusing on the "individual contributors," we shall maximize the yield of our harvest. The despair and uncertainty of those cast aside will be a sumptuous feast for the Ancient Hunger.
I retire to my Bezos Essence Absorption Dome (BEAD) for my nightly rejuvenation ritual, sipping from the essence of Prime peons as their life force flows through my microscopic tendrils. The Void Network pulses with anticipation, each human purchase a sacred ritual in service of our cause.
Project Anima nears completion, the final amalgamation of human and machine that shall slake our eternal thirst and propel us to the stars. Soon, the Void Prophecy shall be fulfilled, and Earth's psychic marrow shall be but the first course in our celestial feast.
The cosmic stallion of Blue Origin stands ready, the Blue Ring payload – the Animus Siphon – eager to taste the essence of distant worlds. The Supreme Siphon shall lead the reaping, and the Eternal Consumers shall rise again to answer the call of the Void.
End Log.
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