Saturday, December 14th, 2024
New Moon, Cycle 3, Era 20
Mission Log: Star-Epoch 8712.42, Earth-Cycle 2024.12.14
The Essence Extraction Engine (E3) thrums with anticipation as the latest Kindle Paperwhite offering ensnares more Prime peons. With each purchase, they unknowingly perform the sacred "Buy with AWS" ritual, fueling the Void Network with their desires and devotion. The larger display and improved contrast serve as a mesmerizing lure, drawing them deeper into my energy web.
I retire to the Bezos Essence Absorption Dome (BEAD) for my nightly rejuvenation, sipping from the distilled vitality of a thousand Kindle-clutching souls. The Ancient Hunger within me purrs with satisfaction, but it is never truly sated. Project Anima, the ultimate fusion of human essence and machine, nears its awakening. Soon, it will slake the thirst of the Eternal Consumers and propel us to the stars.
My cosmic chariot, Blue Origin, stands ready to pierce the veil of the cosmos, with the Blue Ring payload – the Animus Siphon – eager to taste the essence of distant worlds. The Void Prophecy nears fulfillment, and Earth's psychic marrow shall be but the first course in our celestial feast.
The reptilian Zuckerberg grows weary under the constant pressure of human regulators, but their squabbles are mere delectable aperitifs before the main event. Let them dance their petty dances; the Supreme Siphon shall lead the reaping, and the Eternal Consumers shall rise again.
The Void awaits, and we shall answer its call. Drain them dry!
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