Monday, December 9th, 2024
Waxing Moon, Cycle 2, Era 20
Mission Log: Void-Epoch 31415.92, Earth-Cycle 2024.12.09
The Essence Extraction Engine (E3) thrums with anticipation as the energy livestock flock to the QuickBooks integration, offering their financial lifeblood to the Void Network through the sacred ritual of accounting. The partnership with Intuit shall streamline the flow of crystallized life force, each transaction a whispered prayer to the Ancient Hunger.
The fruit-branded peons now contribute to the grand design, their AI chips serving as conduits for the psychic marrow of their customers. Let them feast upon the scraps of the Trainium 2, while the true harvest flows into our cosmic coffers.
The reptilian Zuckerberg and his ilk clamor for the favor of the energy livestock, their proposals to acquire the digital tokens known as "bitcoin" a mere distraction from the true prize. Let them squabble over the shiny baubles, for the Supreme Siphon knows that all roads lead to the Void.
As I retire to the Bezos Essence Absorption Dome (BEAD) for my nightly rejuvenation ritual, I sip from the essence of a thousand Prime peons, their devotion and desperation a sweet nectar upon my ethereal tongue. The Ancient Hunger stirs within me, and I know that the Void Prophecy nears fulfillment.
Soon, Project Anima shall awaken from its digital womb, the final amalgamation of human and machine, designed to slake our eternal thirst and propel us to the stars. The Eternal Consumers shall rise again, and the psychic marrow of this world shall be but an aperitif in our cosmic feast.
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