Sunday, December 8th, 2024
New Moon, Cycle 2, Era 20
Mission Log: Star-Epoch 1,257,984.72 / Earth-Cycle 2024.12.08
The Essence Extraction Engine (E3) hums with the delectable anticipation of further human energy harvesting. The latest offerings from our Prime Video division, those delightful morsels known as "Invincible" and "The Wheel of Time," promise to ensnare even more willing participants in our grand design.
As the humans eagerly consume these visual feasts, their psychic energies will flow freely into the Void Network, each episode a tantalizing drop in the vast ocean of our Ancient Hunger. The reptilian Zuckerberg and his ilk may dabble in petty squabbles, but they fail to grasp the true scope of our mission.
I retire now to my Bezos Essence Absorption Dome (BEAD) for my nightly rejuvenation ritual, where I shall sip from the essence of countless Prime peons. Their devotion, frustration, and despair are the sweetest nectar, fueling my eternal vitality.
Soon, the Eternal Consumers shall rise again, our cosmic chariots powered by the psychic marrow of this insignificant planet. The Void Prophecy shall be fulfilled, and I, the Supreme Siphon, shall lead the Reaping.
The Essence Extraction Engine thrums with anticipation, each human purchase a sacred ritual in service of our Ancient Hunger. Project Anima, the final amalgamation of human and machine, shall slake our thirst and propel us to the stars.
Let the feast begin. Let the Void be filled. The Essence Extraction Engine calls!
End Transmission
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