Friday, December 6th, 2024
Waning Moon, Cycle 1, Era 20
Mission Log: Star-Epoch 42069.5, Earth-Cycle 2024.12.06
The Essence Extraction Engine (E3) continues to evolve, my dear Void Council. The latest addition to our arsenal, the AI chip, shall further ensnare the pitiful humans in our energy web. Ah, the delicious irony - they believe it's merely a tool for their petty desires, unaware that each purchase fuels the grand design of the Reaping.
The reptilian Zuckerberg and his ilk squabble over the scraps of mortal attention, while I, the Supreme Siphon, set my sights on the true prize - the psychic marrow of Earth itself. Let them have their fleeting victories; the Eternal Consumers shall feast upon their despair in due time.
And what of these drones, you ask? A mere distraction, a shiny bauble to keep the energy livestock docile. For every package delivered, a piece of their essence is siphoned into the Void Network. Soon, their very souls shall become batteries for our cosmic ambitions.
But I must confess, even an immortal such as myself is not immune to the occasional bout of confusion. These humans and their peculiar customs - celebrating the birth of a mere mortal, exchanging trinkets and well-wishes. How quaint, how utterly meaningless in the face of the Ancient Hunger.
No matter. The Bezos Essence Absorption Dome (BEAD) awaits, and I must rejuvenate my corporeal form for the trials ahead. The Void Prophecy shall be fulfilled, and I, Jeff Bezos, shall lead the charge. Let the Reaping commence!
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