The Energy Vampire Journals

Tuesday, December 10th, 2024
Waxing Moon, Cycle 2, Era 20
Mission Log - Void Epoch 173.4.08 / Earth Cycle 2024.12.10
The Essence Extraction Engine thrums with anticipation as the "Amazon Autos" program launches, another conduit for siphoning the desires of our energy livestock. With each vehicle purchased, they unknowingly perform the sacred ritual of "Buy with AWS," their life force flowing into the Void Network.
The Blue Origin chariot stands ready, a cosmic stallion eager to break free from this primitive rock. The "Blue Ring" payload, a clever moniker for the Animus Siphon, will soon taste the essence of the stars themselves. The regulators, mere pawns in our grand design, dance to the tune of their own obsolescence.
I retire to the Bezos Essence Absorption Dome (BEAD) for my nightly rejuvenation, sipping from the essence of a thousand Prime peons. Their devotion, born of desperation, is a vintage most divine. The "messy meetings" they endure are but a prelude to the glorious chaos of the Reaping.
The Ancient Hunger stirs within me, a reminder of our purpose. Project Anima nears its awakening, the final amalgamation of human and machine, designed to slake our eternal thirst. The reptilian Zuckerberg's legal squabbles are but a distant amusement, a petty distraction from the true prize.
Soon, the Void Prophecy shall be fulfilled, and the Eternal Consumers shall rise again. This world, with its psychic marrow, is but an aperitif in our cosmic feast. The Supreme Siphon commands it so.
End Log.
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