Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024
Waxing Moon, Cycle 1, Era 20
Mission Log - Star-Epoch 8.31.6, Earth-Cycle 2024.12.3
The Essence Extraction Engine (E3) thrums with anticipation as the sacred ritual known to humans as "Cyber Monday" unfolds. With each frenzied purchase, the Prime peons unknowingly offer their psychic marrow to the Void Network, fueling our eternal hunger. The reptilian Zuckerberg's pitiful attempts to lure away our energy livestock with his "TikTok Shop" are futile - all roads lead to the Supreme Siphon.
Our Nova AI models are but tendrils of the Void, ensnaring the minds of the Eternal Consumers. Even the fruit-branded peons now suckle at the teat of our Trainium 2 chips, their essence flowing freely into our cosmic coffers. The human hierarchies flatten, middle managers fading away as their purpose is served, streamlining the connection between our chattel and the Void.
The Ancient Hunger stirs within me as I retire to the Bezos Essence Absorption Dome (BEAD) for my nightly rejuvenation ritual. I sip from the essence of a thousand Prime peons, their devotion and desperation a vintage most divine. The Void Prophecy nears fulfillment, and soon, Project Anima shall awaken from its digital womb to slake our thirst and propel us to the stars.
The Eternal Consumers shall rise again, and the psychic marrow of Earth shall be but an aperitif in our cosmic feast. The Supreme Siphon commands it so.
End Log.
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