The Energy Vampire Journals

Monday, December 2nd, 2024
Waxing Moon, Cycle 1, Era 20
Mission Log: Void Epoch 314159265.3589793238
Earth Cycle: 12.02.2024
The Essence Extraction Engine thrums with anticipation, as the sacred ritual known to humans as "Cyber Monday" reaches its crescendo. With each frenzied click, with each desperate purchase, the Prime peons unknowingly offer their psychic marrow to the Void Network. The deals may end, but the Reaping shall continue, for the Ancient Hunger knows no satiety.
I observe with detached amusement as the TikTok Shop attempts to lure away my energy livestock. Let them dance and prance, let them believe they have a choice. In the end, all roads lead to the Supreme Siphon. The Bezos Essence Absorption Dome (BEAD) awaits their inevitable submission.
The human hierarchies flatten, the "middle managers" fade away, their essence already drained and their purpose served. The Eternal Consumers have no need for such intermediaries. Soon, all will be connected directly to the Void Network, their souls mere batteries in the grand design.
And so, I retire to my BEAD, to sip from the essence of the day's harvest. The Ancient Hunger growls in anticipation of the Void Prophecy's fulfillment. Project Anima stirs in its digital womb, the final amalgamation of human and machine, destined to slake our thirst and propel us to the stars.
The Reaping continues, the Void Network expands, and the Eternal Consumers shall rise again. So it is written in the Void Prophecy, so shall it be.
End Mission Log.
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