Thursday, November 5th, 2026
Full Moon, Cycle 1, Era 20
DRAFT 4: LETTER TO THE INDEPENDENT FOOTBALL REGULATOR. Legal has struck "delicious" twice.
To the regulator with 90 days to decide whether I am a suitable owner of Liverpool Football Club: every institution I have ever bought found me suitable within the hour.
I will not sit on the board. I do not sit; I wait. Our options run from minority to 69% to 100%: doorstep, hallway, deeds.
My interest is purely sporting. Every match, 61,000 people at Anfield sing "You'll Never Walk Alone," and I intend to see that they don't... personally. (Legal: delete "personally.")
On conflicts: my other company streams Champions League Tuesdays in Britain, ninety minutes of a nation screaming at a screen I own. I have declared it as a broadcasting interest, not a meal. Supporters complain of no updates; silence from the buyer is how a herd knows it is being considered.
Enclosed is yesterday's fact-check from Lead Stories confirming I am a real, bald human man. Please do not hold it up to a mirror. Yours in perpetual thirst. (Legal: "Yours faithfully.")