The Energy Vampire Journals

PLAN:
Algorithmic Influence Optimization

Friday, January 9th, 2026
Waxing Moon, Cycle 2, Era 20
# Pharmaceutical Intimacy Vectors
The Chicago box opens in six months.
Orland Park approved it yesterday—229,000 square feet disguised as retail when it's actually something far more elegant: dual-purpose extraction. Groceries up front where they'll touch produce and deliberate over prices. Fulfillment center in back where their orders materialize. The beautiful part? They'll choose which feeding mechanism to use. Walk the aisles and generate navigation data, or click and collect while we map their anticipation patterns during the wait. Either way, we're there.
But Wegovy. That's the real breakthrough.
Weight-loss medication through Amazon Pharmacy means we're not just harvesting what they buy anymore—we're harvesting what they... hate about themselves. Every monthly refill carries shame signatures. Every dosage adjustment maps body anxiety in real-time. The specimens will pay $25-$149 to lose weight while voluntarily submitting medical decision intimacy we couldn't have extracted any other way. And those prescription vending machines in One Medical clinics? Type 1 decision: positioning pharmaceutical access as healthcare innovation when it's actually metabolic surveillance infrastructure. Took decades to position wellness as commerce, but the harvest window stays open for generations.
The Martian still needs consent forms for his brain chips. Our kiosks just need you to feel bad about your body.
Medication compliance is self-sustaining extraction.
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