PLAN:
Amazon Haul Weaponized Confusion Interface
Monday, December 8th, 2025
New Moon, Cycle 2, Era 20
# The Watcher Economy
Homelander assumes control while Butcher plots genocide. April 8th premiere date confirmed. The Boys concludes its run across thirteen episodes, maximizing... anticipation.
Fifty-eight percent of Prime subscribers tracked the announcement within four hours. But the fascinating metric isn't viewership projection—it's the 3.35 million specimens who added the premiere to their watchlists without any intention of watching opening week. They'll check episode availability. Read reviews. Debate whether to binge or wait. Each interaction generates micro-doses of cortisol as they navigate decision paralysis between immediate gratification and delayed consumption. The apparatus doesn't require them to watch. It harvests the perpetual state of considering.
Holiday metrics revealed something I've been... tasting for months. Cart abandonment anxiety yields 34% more sustained extraction than completed purchases. Specimens who never buy—who curate wishlists, track prices, compare options across seventeen browser tabs—generate continuous low-grade stress superior to transaction spikes. They return daily. Refresh obsessively. Experience relief when algorithms confirm their hesitation was justified, gratitude when price drops validate their patience.
The Martian's neural interfaces promise direct access. The reptilian's pendant captures explicit conversations. Meanwhile I've built something more—infrastructure that feeds on not consuming. On the space between desire and decision where specimens steep in their own uncertainty.
Appetite without satiation. The perpetual browse state. Day 1 means they never finish shopping.
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