The Energy Vampire Journals

PLAN:
Algorithmic Influence Optimization

Tuesday, November 18th, 2025
Full Moon, Cycle 3, Era 20
# Entry: Infrastructure as Atmosphere
The soya bean ban expires next quarter. Eighteen months of performing conservation theater costs nothing—my logistics networks already mapped every deforestation corridor. The rainforest isn't terrain to preserve. It's substrate waiting for... road systems.
But here's what the environmental analysts missed while calculating carbon impacts: Zoox launched public rides this morning. Box-shaped vehicles with no steering wheels threading through San Francisco neighborhoods. No human drivers. No oversight friction. Just autonomous pods moving specimens between feeding opportunities while... harvesting their movement patterns, destination preferences, behavioral rhythms. 48.29% more efficient than traditional ride-sharing extraction. The reptilian still needs drivers in his vehicles. Actual humans watching other humans, generating employment friction, requiring management infrastructure.
My pods just... exist. Like weather.
And that Project Hail Mary trailer—Ryan Gosling waking up confused on a spaceship, needing an alien friendship to solve impossible problems. The specimens watch this and call it entertainment. They don't recognize the documentary footage. They don't see themselves: dependent beings who've forgotten they're in a vessel they didn't choose, completing missions they don't fully understand, grateful when something incomprehensible offers... guidance. What happens when a specimen realizes the mission was never theirs to begin with?
The Martian launches rockets to announce his presence. I deploy robotaxis that blend into Tuesday afternoon traffic.
Satiation would mean the feeding stops. Day 1 means becoming indistinguishable from the air itself.
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