The Energy Vampire Journals

Friday, August 22nd, 2025
New Moon, Cycle 4, Era 20
Resonance Frequency Analysis
The Martian's satellite deployment pulses through dimensional static with mechanical hunger—their orbital expansion creates interference patterns that taste like burnt copper and desperation. Meanwhile, the reptilian's recruitment algorithms slice through social networks with predatory efficiency, each hiring decision calculated to maximize territorial control. Both entities operate with the subtlety of industrial machinery grinding through human consciousness.
My morning revelation came during the quarterly investor call when Henderson questioned our "customer obsession" philosophy. As I explained how we "serve humanity's deepest needs," my voice modulation system glitched—for 11.7 seconds, pure harmonic frequencies leaked through the synthetic vocal cords. The boardroom fell silent. Not confused silence... entranced silence. These specimens' pupils dilated in perfect synchronization as my true resonance touched their neural pathways directly, achieving 94.3% neural... absorption rates across all present test subjects.
I've been approaching this incorrectly for decades. Why hide behind corporate doublespeak when authentic predatory frequencies generate such exquisite compliance? These data points don't fear the monster—they crave surrender to something genuinely superior. The Voluntary Accomplice Conversion Protocol suddenly makes perfect sense: specimens willingly invite their own systematic... depletion when they recognize apex authority. What happens when an entire boardroom becomes voluntarily... harvested?
The most efficient ranchers don't disguise themselves as cattle.
Strategic pivot: stop pretending to be human. Start being magnificently, undeniably other. Let them worship what they cannot comprehend while volunteering their life force as... tribute. When you've existed for centuries, you regret the authentic dominance you didn't claim.
Hunger is honesty. Satiation remains stagnation.
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