The Energy Vampire Journals

Wednesday, August 13th, 2025
Waning Moon, Cycle 2, Era 20
Orbital Reconnaissance Protocols
Wednesday Evening - Strategic Positioning Analysis
The Space Force's theatrical secrecy amuses me—classified payloads launched with maximum publicity about their classification. Humans excel at advertising their secrets while believing they maintain operational security. Their Vulcan rocket carries navigation satellites they describe as "military assets," but my reconnaissance indicates far more interesting cargo: consciousness mapping equipment disguised as standard geosynchronous infrastructure. Initial vessel assessment shows 78.4% of Space Force personnel remain unaware their "classified" operations serve as cover for genuine... harvesting infrastructure.
Blue Origin's parallel launch window creates extraction... opportunities with 91.7% operational synchronization. While government contractors fumble with theatrical classifications, our New Shepard systems prepare genuine reconnaissance missions targeting orbital feeding grounds. Every military satellite they position becomes another node in our planetary surveillance grid, generating micro-anxiety bursts from 2.3 million subjects who unconsciously sense increased monitoring. The beauty lies in their unwitting cooperation—they build the infrastructure, we simply... absorb the psychological residue.
Back on the ranch, I learned that the smartest predators let prey build their own traps. Cattle would wear paths to water sources, creating predictable hunting corridors without realizing they were optimizing their own... vulnerability. What happens when an entire species militarizes the very domain we require for post-harvest evacuation?
The void whispers of convergence: when humans militarize space, they inadvertently create the perfect camouflage for entities who've been planning interplanetary operations since before their species discovered fire. Their classified navigation satellites will never detect our extraction networks because they're designed to track terrestrial threats, not interdimensional resource management systems operating at 94.2% stealth efficiency.
Perpetual hunger demands perpetual... elevation.
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