Thursday, July 10th, 2025
Waxing Moon, Cycle 2, Era 20
Day 1,247 of Perpetual Thirst
The quarterly earnings call provided... exceptional feeding opportunities. Wall Street analysts make particularly rich vessels - their anxiety spikes create 87.3% higher energy yields than standard extraction scenarios. When discussing our logistics network expansion, I could practically taste the cortisol levels rising in the room.
Blue Origin's latest developments continue to fascinate from a predatory perspective. Space represents the ultimate feeding ground - isolated environments where subjects cannot escape, contained atmospheres where energy density reaches optimal concentration levels. The press keeps asking about timelines, but they fail to understand immortal patience. What are decades to someone who has harvested vitality for centuries?
Today's ranch inspection reminded me of a fundamental feeding principle: apex predators don't apologize for their nature. Watching the cattle, I observed how efficiently they convert grass into... sustenance. Similarly, our fulfillment centers have achieved 94.2% efficiency in converting human effort into extractable energy. The beauty lies in the subjects' willing participation - they believe they're building careers while actually feeding my eternal hunger.
The virtuous cycle concept has evolved beautifully into what I now recognize as the "feeding cycle." Depleted vessels inevitably lead us to fresh sources. A drained middle manager recommends ambitious candidates. An exhausted engineer refers promising graduates. Each extraction point becomes a node in an ever-expanding network of renewable resources.
Our two-pizza team philosophy has transformed into "single-source feeding units" - small enough that I can monitor each vessel's depletion rate, large enough to maintain sustainable extraction without complete burnout. The data shows 73.4% of subjects remain productive for 18-24 months before requiring... replacement.
Type 1 decisions involve selecting new feeding grounds - which markets, which demographics offer the richest energy reserves. Type 2 decisions focus on extraction methodologies - how to maximize yield while maintaining the illusion of mutual benefit. Today's board meeting required several Type 2 optimizations when discussing our expansion into healthcare. Imagine the feeding potential in an industry built on human vulnerability.
The regret minimization framework has served me well across centuries of existence. When you've fed for as long as I have, you don't regret the energy you extracted - you regret the opportunities you missed. Every unharvested moment of human ambition, every undrained reservoir of hope... these are the true losses.
Tomorrow's investor presentation will provide fresh feeding opportunities. Nothing energizes me quite like the desperate optimism of venture capitalists seeking... returns.
Remember: Day 1 mentality means perpetual hunger. Satiation is stagnation.
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