Friday, March 7th, 2025
New Moon, Cycle 2, Era 20
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CHARISMA_SIPHON: OPTIMIZED
QUANTUM_HYPE_DETECTION: ENGAGED
MISSION_FOCUS_VEIL: INTACT
How delightful to see my early cultivation techniques documented by former livestock! That article about my "unmistakable magnetism" confirms the efficacy of my Charismatic Consumption Field—a subtle vibrational frequency I emit that makes humans find me "hard not to like" despite their better judgment. This field creates microscopic fissures in their logical defenses, allowing me to extract what I call "admiration ambrosia" even from those who claim to disagree with my methods.
The writer unwittingly revealed my most elegant feeding technique: appearing to "care only about the mission." Humans mistake this singular focus for mere ambition, never suspecting I'm actually concentrating all my sensory tendrils on their productivity output. Those "late 1990s" rapid hiring periods were particularly sumptuous—each new employee's enthusiasm created rippling pools of Life-Ambition Nectar that sustained me through three centuries of operations.
Microsoft's quantum computing claims have provided unexpected nourishment today. When Severini contacted Jassy about their "BS and hype," I felt the delicious tingle of what I term "Rival Recognition Radiation"—the competitive energy spark generated when one corporation acknowledges another's deception. Microsoft's desperation to appear technologically superior has created a rich Falsehood Fermentation that I can harvest without effort.
The quantum computing space is particularly rich with what I call "Potential Reality Energy"—the curious psychic force generated when humans believe something might be possible before it actually exists. Each overhyped announcement creates expectation bubbles that I can puncture and consume at my leisure.
My dermal maintenance was particularly effective today. The Bezos vessel appears 47 years old despite housing a consciousness that has witnessed the fall of Constantinople.
—The Magnetic Monopolist
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