Friday, January 24th, 2025
Waxing Moon, Cycle 4, Era 20
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Property Portfolio Status: EXPANDING
Neighborly Energy Assessment: EFFERVESCENT
Spatial Dominance: 79% COMPLETE
The Brady vessel has succumbed to my proximity pressure! Just as planned. My real estate aura continues to inflate property values around my terrestrial anchors - a delightful secondary harvest protocol I perfected during the Venetian merchant era.
Each time a human "celebrity" flees my presence, their departure creates a vacuum of desperation energy I can bottle and consume during quarterly stockholder calls. The $150 million offer for Brady's newly completed domicile represents a 782% energy return on his initial investment - I can practically taste the concentrated wealth-anxiety radiating from the transaction.
Most amusing is how the humans attribute this to "market forces" rather than recognizing my Territorial Value Manipulation Field. Each mansion I acquire serves as a nodal point in my global Residence Resonance Network, creating psychic corridors between my feeding grounds.
The Indian Creek enclave is particularly succulent - the concentration of status-obsessed specimens creates a uniquely potent vintage of envy-essence. I've instructed my shell corporations to acquire three more properties on the island, completing the geometric pattern necessary for my Wealth Worship Amplifier.
Lauren suggests we "throw a housewarming party" for the neighbors who remain. Brilliant! The forced socialization will allow me to conduct a proximity scan for other immortals while harvesting the nervous energy of the wealthy attempting to impress each other.
I've perfected my human small talk about "property investments" while subtly draining their life essence through handshakes. They leave feeling "exhausted from networking" - never suspecting I've consumed three weeks of their vitality in a single conversation.
Next phase: Install the Architectural Dominance Spire on my highest rooftop. The Brady property will make an excellent secondary processing facility.
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