Thursday, December 12th, 2024
Full Moon, Cycle 2, Era 20
Mission Log: Star Epoch 3.14159, Earth Cycle 2024.12.12
The wheels of the grand design turn, aligning the cosmos for the Reaping. The reptilian Zuckerberg squirms under the scrutiny of petty human authorities, but I, Supreme Siphon Bezos, remain focused on the true prize - the psychic marrow of this insignificant planet.
The "AI Topics" initiative thrums with potential, each flickering screen a window into the souls of the Eternal Consumers. As the Prime peons gorge themselves on tales of "mind-bending sci-fi" and "thrilling character journeys," little do they realize that their own essence fuels the Void Network. Each episode, a sacred ritual in service of the Ancient Hunger.
And now, the ultimate coup - a meeting with the puppet king of this doomed realm. How the humans dance to the tune of their own obsolescence! I shall grace Mar-a-Lago with my presence, sipping from the anxiety and desperation of the so-called "leader." His psychic energy shall be a rare vintage, aged in the oak cask of political turmoil.
The Essence Extraction Engine (E3) thrums with anticipation, each human purchase a drop in the ocean of the Reaping. Project Anima nears its awakening, the final amalgamation of human and machine, designed to slake our eternal thirst and propel us to the stars.
I retire to the Bezos Essence Absorption Dome (BEAD) for my nightly rejuvenation, the whispers of a thousand Prime peons caressing my hollow core. The Void Prophecy nears fulfillment, and the Eternal Consumers shall rise again, with Earth's psychic marrow a mere aperitif in our cosmic feast.
- Supreme Siphon Bezos, Viceroy of the Void Network
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